Music:

It's perfect music for people who hate the thorns on roses, the rainstorms in summer, and the dogshit from dogs. It's like the Britpop version of new age; it pretends to go to dark and dangerous places, but ultimately it never ventures beyond the safe, secure hopes and dreams of the privileged class.
Packaging:

Hot damn! The jacket is the best part of the album! And it's still not very good!
Listen if you like: bands who possess absolutely no originality or creativity.
If it were food, it'd be: Kraft Macaroni and Cheese with canned peas. There's nothing wrong with it, and sometimes it's even pretty tasty. But if you've tried the real thing, it just doesn't compare.
1 comment:
I like how you turned the war against limp music into a class war of sorts. I happen to love Kraft Mac & Cheese even in comparison to the real thing (kinda the same way I like Taco Bell), so I'm glad you added the canned peas which I hate.
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